Nail Job – Conversations with Stella, Doodlebug, and MoonCat


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. No, Doodlebug! Stop that right now! He’s caught MoonCat, Lady Human. Not that such a feat isn’t cool, but it brings disorder to my realm!


Me:  Doodle! Quit! Whoa! Back off! MoonCat, are you all right?


MoonCat:  Meow! Meow!

Stella:  Typical. What does that even mean?

Me: Yeah, the cat’s alright, but MoonCat drew blood from Doodle.

Doodlebug:  My nose stings. Mmmm. Tastes good.

Me:  Well, you’re tasting your own bloody nose. It’s already stopping. She didn’t get your eyes. That’s important. What possessed you to go after the cat like that? You haven’t done that in a while.

Doodlebug:  I was here, and she was there, and things just started happening.

Me:  Wait. What’s that white thing on your forehead? Hold on. Let me pull it off. It’s one of MoonCat’s claws! The nail broke! It stuck on your forehead.

Doodlebug:  Can I keep it?

Me:  No, you’d probably try to eat it. MoonCat, let me see your paws. They seem to be all right. Still, you broke a nail.

MoonCat:  Meow. It was worth it.











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7 thoughts on “Nail Job – Conversations with Stella, Doodlebug, and MoonCat

    1. I think she dug in and between him jerking his big ole bulldog head around and her trying to retract…well, the nail couldn’t take it. I thought it was a piece of fuzz on his head until I touched it. Doodlebug didn’t even notice it. And now MoonCat is acting all cool like nothing happened.

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      1. Good! Yeah, something is in the air. Stella has been the wildest I have seen her in like forever. She’s finally worn herself out and is snoring. away.

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