Spring-Loaded Leg – Conversations with Stella

I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Can you control your leg?
Stella:  What leg?
Me: The one you’re hitting me with.
Stella: I would never hit you. I am loving on you.
Me:  Sure feels like hitting to me.
Stella:  I can’t help it if my leg is a spring-loaded machine.
Me:  You don’t have control over your leg?
Stella:  No, I don’t. You do. It is so simple. Just pet me and scratch my ears and don’t stop…ever.

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