I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Something in my bowl smells funny. What have you done, Lady Human?
Me: I just added a little…something healthy.
Stella: Eewww! Pee-you stinko!! Did you just mess up my food with it?
Me: No, I gave some to the others. Smell their breath.
Stella: Eewww! Pee-you stinko!! No way! I wanted to make sure you were fairly distributing the nasty in our food and I was not the only one so blessed. What is it?
Me: You’ve had it before.
Stella: It stank badly then, too, I take it.
Me: You didn’t seem to mind.
Stella: My tastes are more refined now.
Me: It’s apple cider vinegar. It’s good for…
Stella: I LOVE IT! Wow! It’s got a snap to it! Where has this been all my life?
Me: I’m glad you approve.
Stella: Sneaking stuff into my food? I don’t approve. Next time let me see the label first.
Me: You can’t read.
Stella: That’s never stopped me from memorizing a treat before.
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Yuck I agree with Stella
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