The Yellow Head Eater is Back! – Conversations with Stella and the Pack

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I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Run! Hide! No! Attack! The Yellow Head Eater is back! It is all over Lady Human’s head! She is doomed!

Me:  What? No, this is just my towel.

Doodlebug:  I’ll grab it! Jump!

Me:  No! Doodle! Stop it! No!

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Doodlebug:  I’ve got it! I’ll stomp it into the ground.

Me:  Oh, good night, Irene!

Miss Sweetie:  It’s not bedtime yet. And who is Irene?

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Me:  That’s just an old expression my mama and grandma used to avoid real cussing. Doodlebug! Let go of my towel!

Tiger:  Doodlebug saved you, Lady Human. That yellow monster was eating your head.

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Me:  We’ve gone through this before. This is why we can’t have nice things.  I can’t leave the bathroom with a towel around my wet hair. It is not a monster. You have seen towels before, lots of times.

Wiggles:  But they do not usually try to eat your head.

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Me:  Just when I think that you understand what I am doing…

Stella:  Let me explain it to them, Lady Human. Hey, everybody, humans do weird things. If Lady Human walks around with a scary thing wrapped around her head, if she is not screaming and yelling, leave her alone.

Wiggles:  But what if she…

Stella:  Nope.

Doodlebug:  But what if it…

Stella:  Nope.

Miss Sweetie:  Why can’t we grab…

Stella:  Nope.

Tiger:  Then there is nothing we can do.

Stella:  Nope. They are humans. We have to let them be stupid.

 

 

 

 

 

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