“Hold on to your bark. Trying to catch loose barks is like a bulldog trying to catch a flying hawk with a torn butterfly net. Too little, too late.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Guard Your Bark
Welcome to Simpleton – BREATHE!
“BREATHE! And just keep on breathing. Never stop.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Safer on the Outside
“There’s something going on here that doesn’t meet the eye.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – A Fleet of Ducks
“Birds that float! I would never have thought of that!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Free Fun!
“Fun is free! You don’t need a lot of stuff. All you really need is a good stick.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Just Eat
“Humans make everything so complicated. Just eat!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Gifted
“Some are just naturally gifted. My tongue can’t compete with that.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Noisy
“HUMANS MUST LOVE LOUD NOISES. THEY SURE MAKE A LOT OF THEM.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Lounging
“Cats invented lounging. Nobody else does it quite as well.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Decisions! Decisions!
“Decisions! Decisions! So hard to make up my mind.”
“What do you mean? They are all the same.”
” No. One is on the left. One is in the center. And one is on the right. Totally different.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Resist Temptation
“Resist temptation! Resist it! Resist! Oh, doggone it! Why’d they leave it out where it could call my name?”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Off Leash!
“Freedom does not mean running straight into trouble.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Turning toward the Light
“We’re back!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Kick Up Your Heals
“Kick up your heals every once in a while. Just don’t kick anybody.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Springboard
“Never use somebody else as a springboard. It’s just not fair to them.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Perk Up Your Ears
“Sing, birdies, sing! My ears are open. My soul sings with you.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Crosswise
“To get through a narrow gate, you have to line up with it.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Enough?
“When is enough enough? NEVER! Keep piling it on!
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Welcome to Simpleton – Young Plants
“Don’t stomp on young plants. They aren’t very strong. Watch out where you put your big ole bulldog feet.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Ambling
“Why the big hurry? SLOW DOWN! Ambling is its own reward. And all we have is now.”
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