“Humans make everything so complicated. Just eat!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Just Eat
Welcome to Simpleton – Gifted
“Some are just naturally gifted. My tongue can’t compete with that.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Noisy
“HUMANS MUST LOVE LOUD NOISES. THEY SURE MAKE A LOT OF THEM.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Lounging
“Cats invented lounging. Nobody else does it quite as well.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Decisions! Decisions!
“Decisions! Decisions! So hard to make up my mind.”
“What do you mean? They are all the same.”
” No. One is on the left. One is in the center. And one is on the right. Totally different.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Resist Temptation
“Resist temptation! Resist it! Resist! Oh, doggone it! Why’d they leave it out where it could call my name?”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Off Leash!
“Freedom does not mean running straight into trouble.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Turning toward the Light
“We’re back!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Kick Up Your Heals
“Kick up your heals every once in a while. Just don’t kick anybody.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Springboard
“Never use somebody else as a springboard. It’s just not fair to them.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Perk Up Your Ears
“Sing, birdies, sing! My ears are open. My soul sings with you.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Crosswise
“To get through a narrow gate, you have to line up with it.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Enough?
“When is enough enough? NEVER! Keep piling it on!
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Welcome to Simpleton – Young Plants
“Don’t stomp on young plants. They aren’t very strong. Watch out where you put your big ole bulldog feet.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Ambling
“Why the big hurry? SLOW DOWN! Ambling is its own reward. And all we have is now.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – HEADS UP!
BOOM!
“Wow! I didn’t see that coming! That’s what happens when you only look in one direction. Look around.”
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Welcome to Bulldoggy – Uphill
“Uphill is always a climb. How hard a climb depends on how steep the hill is and on how determined a bulldog you are.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Downhill
“To tumble or to slide, that is the question. Tumbling downhill can be fast but bumpy. Sliding may be smoother, but it can sure be rough on the paws.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Greed
“Greed makes messes that are hard to clean up. I’ll just use my tongue. The floor can’t taste all that bad. Can it?”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Light to Dig By
“When you are digging, it takes light to see what treasure you find.”
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