I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I am still freaked out since the loud wind nonsense. I figure some silly humans caused that.
Me: You attribute to us more power than we have.
Stella: Speaking of power…
Me: They’re working on it. Over 300,000 people in this area have been without electricity since the storm. They’ve whittled that number down to around 200,000.
Stella: How many is that?
Me: Think of all the humans, bulldogs, and animals you have ever seen.
Me: It’s way more than that.
Stella: Wow. But why is it so dark in the daytime?
Me: Like I said, we don’t have ekectric power right now. I am very grateful that the temperature was so much cooler than normal today.
Stella: What do you mean we have no electric stuff. Flip one of those things on the wall like you always do. Tada! Light! Even I know that.
Me: The switch on the wall has no power without the flow of electricity.
Stella: Now you’re just not making any sense at all, Lady Human. Flip the switch thingey. Boom. Light. Humans are so lazy.
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