“Being off leash can be great, so long as everyone behaves themselves.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Off Leash Part 2
Welcome to Simpleton – Grab Your Umbrella
“Umbrellas guard against sun, rain…uh, oh! And BIRDS!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Clear Through
“I’m so simple that you can see right through me.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Don’t Cross the Line!
“Don’t cross the line! This is dog territory! No chicken invaders allowed!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Featherbrain
“Is that what is called a ‘featherbrain’? I thought that only applied to humans.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Climb like a Chicken
“Have you ever seen a chicken climb a tall fence? It is an inspiring sight. But why did the chicken climb the fence? To get to the other side, I guess.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – DANCE!
“When you dance, use everything you’ve been given! Not if you dance! WHEN!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Newspapers
“What do you mean newspapers are for reading? That’s not what I use them for.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Puppies
“Puppies are so cute! It’s fun to watch them play.”
“Uh-oh! They’re coming! RUN!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Protect Your Ears
“Fun hats are fine for celebrating, but earplugs might be a good idea, too.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Coffee Anyone?
“Coffee? To stay awake? Why would anyone want to stay awake? Take a nap.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Be a Bulldog!
“There comes a time to stand your ground. Be a bulldog!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Sun Clothing
“When the day is hot, it’s more fun if the sun wears a cloud.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Time Keeper
“The sun keeps time the best. It is never too fast or too slow. And it never runs out of sand.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Stretch!
Go ahead and stretch. You just may get there.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Guard Your Bark
“Hold on to your bark. Trying to catch loose barks is like a bulldog trying to catch a flying hawk with a torn butterfly net. Too little, too late.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – BREATHE!
“BREATHE! And just keep on breathing. Never stop.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Safer on the Outside
“There’s something going on here that doesn’t meet the eye.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – A Fleet of Ducks
“Birds that float! I would never have thought of that!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Free Fun!
“Fun is free! You don’t need a lot of stuff. All you really need is a good stick.”
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