Clean the Floor – Conversations with the Big Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English  Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, what are you doing?

Me: Same as every day. Cleaning spots on the floor.

Sweetie: Wait! That smells interesting. Let me have it.

Me: No, no, no. That is some mess that got tracked in.

Doodlebug: Still interesting. Let me have a look.

Me: Nope! Hey, cut it out. Stop licking the floor!

Sweetie: Just trying to help.

MoonCat: Sane beasts keep their tongues in their mouths. As I do.

Bud and Baby: Click. Click. Click. Floor too clean. Throw seeds around!

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No Halfway – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Let me say at the outset that I never do anything wrong, but if I ever did, I would do it without holding back. Just like Sweetie is doing to Lady Human’s big blue chair.

Me: What? Oh, Sweetie! No!

Sweetie: Hmmm?

Me: The arm of my chair is soaked with your mouth drool! How long have you been licking there? It couldn’t be wetter if someone poured water on it.

Sweetie: Thank you for noticing, Lady Human. Whatever I do, it’s 110% or nothing. No halfway for me.

Doodlebug: And I think with that said, I’m going to take a nap.

MoonCat: Yes. I’m for doing nothing, too.

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