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Welcome to Simpleton – Like a Bulldog Up a Tree
Welcome to Simpleton – Silence!
“Some of us just need to SHUT OUR BEAKS!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Pointing Paws
“If something smells wrong, don’t point at someone else until you’ve checked for the source.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Mirror
“Look at that! A window that looks back at you.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Be Careful What Button You Push
Watch out! Once you’ve pushed the button, you can’t unpush it. You’re stuck with your choice.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Wear a Bigger Hat
To keep sky water from falling on your head, wear a bigger hat.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Entangled
Watch where you step. I do.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Centerpiece
I always knew I was!
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Welcome to Simpleton – O Christmas Tree!
You were beautiful even before.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Up a Tree
“If you see a bulldog up a tree, something’s wrong!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Faces
“Sometimes a face says it all.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Night Lights
“Someone left the lights on.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Stand Your Ground
“Don’t try to out bully a bully.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Sink or Swim?
“I’ve come too far to quit now. Swim!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Who?
“What do you mean ‘Who?’ Me. That’s who. Who else could I be? And don’t go asking me who I am until you tell me who you are.”
Owl: Hoo. Hoo. Hoo.
“That’s not an answer.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Keep Your Balance
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Welcome to Simpleton – Unexpected Visitors
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Welcome to Simpleton – Dangerous Friends
” Don’t bother me and I won’t bother you.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – GOD’S Ceiling Fan
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Welcome to Simpleton – Watch Where You Walk
“If you don’t want to get your paws dirty, don’t walk in the muck.”
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