The world’s largest chicken, but only when its mouth is open.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Squawky
Welcome to Simpleton – Ear Plugs
” Never underestimate the value of ear plugs in a loud environment.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Bully
“Are you calling me a bully? How dare you call me a bully? Oh, yeah. Right.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Bulldogs Are Round
“Pointed nose. Pointed tail. Pointed nose. Pointed tail.
Naw. I’ll just roll my round self up in a ball. That’s more my style.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Hand Stand
“It’s not hard. It’s about balance. And having a soft place to land.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – What’s Your Point?
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Welcome to Simpleton – Point to the Sky
Pointy: “Aim high. It smells way better up there.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Pointy
“Hey, Pointy! Whenever you point, make sure you’re pointing the right direction.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Like a Bulldog Up a Tree
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Welcome to Simpleton – Silence!
“Some of us just need to SHUT OUR BEAKS!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Pointing Paws
“If something smells wrong, don’t point at someone else until you’ve checked for the source.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Mirror
“Look at that! A window that looks back at you.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Be Careful What Button You Push
Watch out! Once you’ve pushed the button, you can’t unpush it. You’re stuck with your choice.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Wear a Bigger Hat
To keep sky water from falling on your head, wear a bigger hat.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Entangled
Watch where you step. I do.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Centerpiece
I always knew I was!
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Welcome to Simpleton – O Christmas Tree!
You were beautiful even before.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Up a Tree
“If you see a bulldog up a tree, something’s wrong!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Faces
“Sometimes a face says it all.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Night Lights
“Someone left the lights on.”
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