Predator vs. Prey, Sort Of – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Aaagghhh! It’s back!

Me: What now?

Sweetie: The Big Picture Box and its BUG!

Me: Okay, that’s it. I’m turning it off.

Doodlebug: You can turn off a bug? Cool!

Me: Sweetie, what would you do if there were a real bug in the house, instead of just a TV picture of a bug?

Sweetie: Run! Hide! Climb up on something high!

MoonCat: Oh, you big strong bulldog. You really have no working concept of predator and prey, do you?

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Parakeet Hair – Conversation with the Big Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: I must file another complaint, Lady Human.

Me: Oh, must you? And we have an official file now?

Sweetie: Yes, you always say keep everything in good order.

MoonCat: And good order would apply to a bulldog how?

Sweetie: The parakeets are shedding hair all over the place.

Me: Parakeets don’t have hair to shed.

Doodlebug: But there’s all this fluff here.

Me: Feathers. And what’s all this fluff here? Looks like…bulldog hair!

MoonCat: As usual, fluff and nonsense.

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How Come Parakeets Can’t Talk Normal? – Conversations with the Big Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, there’s a lot of nonsense squeaking out of the parakeets’ mouths.

Bud and Baby: Eeek. Eeek. Eeek.

MoonCat: Utter nonsense, therefore, right down a bulldog’s alley.

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Beware Big Picture Boxes – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Do something, Lady Human!

Me: Do something about what? A little more detail, please.

Sweetie: That! Aaaggghhh!

MoonCat: Yes, that scary monster bug showed up on the Big Picture Box and someone found it very disturbing.

Doodlebug: If it comes over here, one swipe of my huge hairy bulldog paw will take care of that. No problem.

Me: It’s not going anywhere. It’s on the TV screen.

Sweetie: Why?

Me: Somebody thought it was interesting.

Sweetie: Typical human foolishness. Lady Human, do you want something like that in the house?

Me: No.

Sweetie: Then why have a giant picture of it in the house?

MoonCat: True. One cannot even eat it.

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