I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, those tiny chickens in the house…
Me: Parakeets.
Sweetie: Yeah, if you say so. Anyway, they talk funny. I can’t understand them. Teach them to talk in bulldog.
MoonCat: Oh, yes, please, like that will make everything plain.
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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, there are two tiny chickens in our house.
Me: Not chickens. Parakeets.
Sweetie: I think what Doodle means is, THERE ARE BIRDS IN OUR HOUSE! You have always said that birds do not belong in the house.
Me: No, I said chickens don’t belong in the house. These are parakeets. They are a gift to me from Tall Man.
MoonCat: If they don’t bother me, I won’t bother them. Deal? Deal.
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