ears

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, what silly thing do you have in mind?

Doodlebug: I spy with my little bulldog eye CLOTH AND EARDROPS!

Sweetie: What a wicked, sneaky plan! And we were peacefully minding our own business.

Me: Hey, maybe you’ll hear better with less gunk in your ears.

Sweetie: Nothing is that important to hear!

MoonCat: Now hear this! My ears are clean and fully functional. No further action is required.

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