‘Everything has an edge.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Teetering
Welcome to Simpleton – Snow Hat
“Don’t stand in one place too long. And wear a real hat.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – All Feet on the Ground
“Hello!”
“Stay grounded. You’re less likely to fall over.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Fence Straddling
“Straddling a fence is never comfortable.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Tiptoe
“Just don’t lean too far in any direction.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Tree Topper
“Watch out what you climb atop. Not everybody fits every place.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Snow?
“Snow? What snow?”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Tromping on the Same Ground
‘Tromping over and over on the same ground will get your feet muddy.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Snares
“Think before you step. It could be a trap.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Earthshaking
“Even when the earth shakes, keep your feet. The more feet, the better.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Seesaw
“Keep your balance and check your safety equipment first.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Take Care of Your Head
“Take care of your head. You only have one.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Burst Your Bubbles
“Don’t be afraid to burst your bubbles. There was never anything in them anyway.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – What Goes Up…
“What made me think this was a good idea?”
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Welcome to Simpleton – A Puff of Fresh Air
Even a little puff of fresh air can open your ears.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Fall
The tree didn’t want them anymore, so I took them.
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Welcome to Simpleton – It’s a Brand New Day
Some days just smell brighter.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Squawky
The world’s largest chicken, but only when its mouth is open.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Ear Plugs
” Never underestimate the value of ear plugs in a loud environment.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Bully
“Are you calling me a bully? How dare you call me a bully? Oh, yeah. Right.”
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