Warm Towel Weather – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: I hear the bathtub filling with water, Lady Human. You aren’t plotting to give us a bath, are you?

Doodlebug: An uncalled for, unnecessary bath?

Sweetie: In cold weather?

Doodlebug: On a chilly day?

Me: No, it’s not for y’all. I’ll just warm my towels and…

Sweetie: Warm?

Doodlebug: Towels?

MoonCat: I’ll take the warm towels, thank you. Throw away the bathtub. Its services are never required.

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Foot Bath – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human! She’s done it again!

Me: Who’s done what again? Oh, Sweetie! Your water bowl!

Sweetie: What’s wrong?

Me: Your water bowl is muddy and almost empty. Again.

Sweetie: My toesies were hot and my water bowl was just sitting there, doing nothing, so I gave myself a foot bath.

MoonCat: I give myself foot baths all the time, but I’m smart. I use my tongue.

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