I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, what are you doing?
Me: Same as every day. Cleaning spots on the floor.
Sweetie: Wait! That smells interesting. Let me have it.
Me: No, no, no. That is some mess that got tracked in.
Doodlebug: Still interesting. Let me have a look.
Me: Nope! Hey, cut it out. Stop licking the floor!
Sweetie: Just trying to help.
MoonCat: Sane beasts keep their tongues in their mouths. As I do.
Bud and Baby: Click. Click. Click. Floor too clean. Throw seeds around!
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