I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: I must file another complaint, Lady Human.
Me: Oh, must you? And we have an official file now?
Sweetie: Yes, you always say keep everything in good order.
MoonCat: And good order would apply to a bulldog how?
Sweetie: The parakeets are shedding hair all over the place.
Me: Parakeets don’t have hair to shed.
Doodlebug: But there’s all this fluff here.
Me: Feathers. And what’s all this fluff here? Looks like…bulldog hair!
MoonCat: As usual, fluff and nonsense.
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