Bulldog Permission List – Part 1 – Conversations with the Pack

Posted on by H.J. Hill

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: I have an announcement. Due to strange things that happen around here, I have made a list of permitted behavior.

Me: Oh, goody. I was waiting for a bulldog to tell us what we are allowed to do.

Sweetie: First, Lady Human may crochet so long as she does not make sweaters.

Me: How about hats?

Sweetie: Hats for humans only. And cats. Cats can have hats.

MoonCat: I beg to differ.

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