Bulldogs in the Sky! – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Where is that growling coming from? Someone is treading on my domain!

Sweetie: Take charge, Lady Human! Strange bulldogs are barking in the sky!

MoonCat: Meow! Oh, no! Now they’re coming from all directions!

Doodlebug: Let me at ’em! I’ll deal with them! Nobody threatens my family!

Me: Everybody just simmer down. There are no bulldogs in the sky.

Sweetie: Of course there are! I can hear them. Bulldog grumbling has a certain sound like nothing else.

Me: Yes, but what you hear is rolling thunder.

Sweetie: Exactly! The thunder of a million bulldogs running toward us.

Me: Take a glance outside. What do you see?

Doodlebug: Uh, sky water.

Me: Yes, rain. Only rain.

Sweetie: I hate sky water. I’ll take a sky bulldog pack anytime.

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Cloud Sitting – Conversations with Sweetie

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I am Sweetie and I am patient.

Me: Patient for what? What are you waiting for?

Sweetie: Rain.

Me: Then you’re going to have a long wait. Come on back inside.

Sweetie: Nope. I am sitting under a cloud. That means rain.

Me: There is no cloud, Sweetie.

Sweetie: Yes, there is. See! It’s blocking the sun.

Me: That’s not a cloud. That’s an awning that Tall Man put up so we could sit out here a little.

Sweetie: Cloud. Awning. Same difference.

Me: Not really. An awning will never rain.

Sweetie: Then Tall Man will just have to try harder. I know! He can put the water tube on the fake cloud and I can turn the nob that lets the water out, just like I used to do to fill my puppy pool.

Me: NO!!! I mean…leave the nob turning to the humans.

Sweetie: But I know how. It’s not hard. I just put my mouth over it like…

Me: That’s all right. Let’s go in now.

Sweetie: Well, okay, but it’s no problem. Any time you want a fake rain cloud, just let me know.

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Running between the Raindrops – Conversations with Doodlebug and Sweetie

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: And I am all wet.

Me: Sorry. When I checked the forecast, this rain was in it.

Doodlebug: I just shook it off.

Me: Yes, I know. You literally shook it off.

Sweetie: What are we supposed to do, Lady Human, when you mess up the weather?

Me: I don’t schedule the weather. But I guess you could try running between the raindrops.

Sweetie: Okay. Here. Let me shake my raindrops off and see you run between them.

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