I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: That was good, Lady Human, but not nearly enough.
Me: That’s all for now.
Sweetie: MORE!
Me: Yelling won’t get you more.
Doodlebug: What if we both yell? MORE!
Me: Even less likely you’ll get more. More will make you bloated and you’ll feel bad.
Sweetie: Then how come I want more?
Me: One of the great philosophical questions of our time.
MoonCat: The answer is obvious. Need I say it aloud. Oh, all right. BULLDOG!
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