Dancing Feet – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: That two-legged human on the Big Picture Box sure knows how to use his feet.

Me: Yeah, that’s Ray Bolger in an old movie.

Doodlebug: Too bad he didn’t have four feet. Think what he could have done then.

Me: Humans are only allotted two. More than that, we might get into even more trouble.

Sweetie: Can you dance, Lady Human?

Me: Nope. Never have been able to.

Sweetie: I can! Watch! You just move this way and then faster. If you need help, I’ll lend you a couple of my feet.

MoonCat: A generous offer, though a little lopsided.

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A Foot Stompin’ Good Time – Conversations with the Pack

Posted on by H.J. Hill

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Look, Lady Human! On the Big Picture Box! Lots of humans acting crazy. Like humans.

Me: No, they’re just dancing.

Doodlebug: It looks like they’re stomping on bugs. Must be a lot of bugs in that place.

Sweetie: They seem to be having a good time. Stomp those bugs! Stomp those bugs!

MoonCat: Nobody understands good foot stomping like a bulldog, unless it’s a bunch of humans stomping on bugs and calling it dancing.

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