I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: What’s all that noise? Why doesn’t it stop? I can’t even think. Why is the world so loud? How can we make the noise stop?
Me: Start by holding your tongue.
Doodlebug: Lady Human, that sounds like that “bite your tongue” advice. Not as painful, but almost impossible to do.
Sweetie: Yeah, my tongue is way too slippery to hold.
MoonCat: Step 1: Tongue inside mouth. Step 2: Lips closed. Step 3: Stay that way.
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