I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: That two-legged human on the Big Picture Box sure knows how to use his feet.
Me: Yeah, that’s Ray Bolger in an old movie.
Doodlebug: Too bad he didn’t have four feet. Think what he could have done then.
Me: Humans are only allotted two. More than that, we might get into even more trouble.
Sweetie: Can you dance, Lady Human?
Me: Nope. Never have been able to.
Sweetie: I can! Watch! You just move this way and then faster. If you need help, I’ll lend you a couple of my feet.
MoonCat: A generous offer, though a little lopsided.
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