I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, may I have the stinky leftover food you still have in the cold box from Big Food Day?
Doodlebug: Hey, share!
Me: We do not have any stinky leftovers in the refrigerator.
Sweetie: Then how come I can smell them?
Me: You’re scenting some strong spices we don’t often use.
Sweetie: Smells good enough to be garbage, in my humble bulldog opinion.
MoonCat: When was there ever an humble bulldog? Better safe than sorry though. Where are my noseplugs?
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