I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, I have been giving this possum situation some thought.
Me: Uh-oh.
Sweetie: The chickens need a guardian and I’m it.
Doodlebug: What about me? I’m the King.
Sweetie: Sure, if you want to sit with me outside the Chicken House all night every night.
Doodlebug: Well, let’s not be unreasonable.
MoonCat: No, let’s never be that. Which is why I’ll maintain my cushy bed inside and happily welcome all reasonable bulldogs back inside when they tire of guard duty after ten minutes.
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