I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: I have an announcement. Due to strange things that happen around here, I have made a list of permitted behavior.
Me: Oh, goody. I was waiting for a bulldog to tell us what we are allowed to do.
Sweetie: First, Lady Human may crochet so long as she does not make sweaters.
Me: How about hats?
Sweetie: Hats for humans only. And cats. Cats can have hats.
MoonCat: I beg to differ.
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