I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Ugh. Wagging tongues!
Sweetie: I’m not wagging my tongue. I save all wagging for my tail.
Doodlebug: My tongue licks. Hands and faces and food and other stuff I can reach…
Me: Yeah, I get the picture. No, I’m put out because some wagging human tongues can’t seem to stay still and they cause trouble.
Sweetie: Give them sticky treats that will glue their mouths shut.
Dioodlebug: Or give them something to wag instead of their tongues.
MoonCat: My rule to avoid trouble: Keep your tongue firmly in your mouth and your long curvy tail wrapped comfortably around your own body. No wagging allowed.
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