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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: I hear the bathtub filling with water, Lady Human. You aren’t plotting to give us a bath, are you?

Doodlebug: An uncalled for, unnecessary bath?

Sweetie: In cold weather?

Doodlebug: On a chilly day?

Me: No, it’s not for y’all. I’ll just warm my towels and…

Sweetie: Warm?

Doodlebug: Towels?

MoonCat: I’ll take the warm towels, thank you. Throw away the bathtub. It’s services are never required.

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