I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. YAWN.
Sweetie: Lady Human, the sky is cracking into pieces. Please go put it back together and tell it to be quiet. Some of us are trying to sleep.
Me: It’s just a big thunderstorm. A front is moving through. The sky will be fine.
Doodlebug: Why now? Can’t these things be arranged for a more convenient time?
Me: Nope.
MoonCat: Thankfully there are a few things humans can’t schedule. That gives me hope.
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