I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Can y’all pull back on the super doggy slurping a little?
Sweetie: No way, Lady Human. To slurp is to enjoy life.
Doodlebug: If you’ve got a big mouth, use it.
MoonCat: Or not, as the case may be.
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