I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, Roo-Roo the Rooster is showing off again. I’m throwing a piece of my mind at him.
Me: Don’t throw too much.
Roo-Roo: Cockadoodle Doooo!
Sweetie: Cockadoodle Ruff Ruff right back at you! I win!
Doodlebug: That’s not even good nonsense.
MoonCat: Good nonsense. Sounds like something a bulldog would know all about.
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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Roo Roo the Rooster is at it again, Lady Human.
Doodlebug: Yeah, he needs one of those clocks we were talking about because it is way past sunup.
Sweetie: And he is way too loud. Is he in a contest or something?
Baby and Bud: AACCKK! Loud enough?
Me: Sorry, y’all. His head is bigger and his throat is wider than yours. A different fowl altogether.
Baby and Bud: Awwww.
Me: You’re plenty loud on your own.
MoonCat: I’m glad somebody finally said it.
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