I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, someone has made a mistake and brought a dead tree into our house.
Sweetie: No, they did it on purpose. They do this all the time.
Me: Not really. Just once a year. It’s Christmas.
Doodlebug: Did you bring it inside so the little birds could play on it?
Sweetie: Did you bring it in so it wouldn’t get wet and cold?
Me: No, it’s a traditional decoration for Christmas. You’ve seen them before. Not a big deal.
Sweetie: Uh, a tree in our house? Looks like a big deal to me.
Doodlebug: So if it keeps raining, can I just hike my leg and…
Me and Sweetie: NO!
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