A Bulldog Plan – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, I have a bulldog plan so that what happened yesterday will never happen again. No more loud booms. No more bullhorns.

Doodlebug: Yes, leave the bulls alone with their horns.

Me: Sounds interesting. What’s the plan?

Sweetie: Humans don’t do anything anymore. Bulldogs run it all.

Me: Uh-oh.

Sweetie: Admit it, ma’am. Humans have been fouling stuff up for a long time. Bulldogs would do a better job.

Me: I have trouble picturing that.

MoonCat: Picture this. A total disaster where nothing works and bulldogs have chewed everything up. Then they’ve deposited their “stuff” everywhere before snoring loudly through their numerous naps. An occasional loud noise instead? I can live with that.

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Human Error – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, what are you rummaging for?

Me: Oh, that grocery delivery yesterday was short a few items. They charged for them, but didn’t bring them.

Sweetie: Why?

Me: Somebody just didn’t load them up.

Sweetie: You mean a human made a MISTAKE! Do humans make mistakes?

Me: Where can I even begin?

Doodlebug: At the beginning.

Sweetie: We have all day.

MoonCat: I think this talk may take a lot longer than a day.

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