No Eating Off the Floor – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me: Okay, y’all, we’ve talked about this before. No bowling tipping. No bowl rocking. No food spilling on purpose. No eating off the floor.

Sweetie: But it’s cool!

Doodlebug: Yeah, it makes a great clangy sound and the food rolls around like tiny little bouncy balls.

Me: It’s messy and guess who gets to clean it up?

Sweetie: Not me!

Doodlebug: Not me!

MoonCat: Don’t even consider it.

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Special Footwear – Conversations with Sweetie

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Sweetie: What is that clunky sound when I walk?

Me: Uh, don’t you know?

Sweetie: Why would I ask or look confused if I knew?

Me: You are wearing your empty metal food bowl on your foot like a shoe, which it is not.

Sweetie: You wear things on your feet.

Me: I wear shoes that are meant to be worn on my feet.

Sweetue: Well, my food bowl is meant to have food in it which it does not. Hint. Hint.

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