I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Errrrrr…
Sweetie: Errrrrr yourself! My errrrrr is better than your errrrrr. You just sound like wah, wah, wah…
Doodlebug: Says who?
Sweetie: Says ME, that’s WHO!
Me: What’s all the noise about?
MoonCat: Nothing important enough to wake me from my nap, that’s what!
Sweetie: Where’s my snack? And where has the sun gone? How can I sunbathe without a sun to bathe in?
Doodlebug: And when it going to stop raining? Stupid sky!
Me: Anything else y’all want to complain about? No, forget I said that.
Sweetie: As a matter of fact…
Doodlebug: Don’t get me started.
Me: Too late for that apparently.
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