
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Sit down, Lady Human. Take a load off.
Me: Just one more thing.
Doodlebug: Yeah, take a load off. A load off of what?
Sweetie: Her feet. She’s only got two of them. And, I mean, look at her. Would you want to carry all that on only two feet?

MoonCat: Oh, my.
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