I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, Sweetie has placed her posterior in your softie chair.
Me: I noticed that. It’s been quite a while. I figured it was just to hot yet.
Sweetie: Yes, it’s still too hot, but I needed to survey my kingdom from a high spot.
MoonCat: Uh-oh, I feel a debate coming on.
Doodlebug: What do you mean your kingdom? It’s MY kingdom! I am the King! Just because I don’t choose to sit in a fancy human chair…
Me: Yeah, I never see you trying to sit on a chair.
Doodlebug: They are too confining.
Sweetie: What he means is that his posterior is too big.
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