The Truth about Tails –  Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, my tail is…is…stumpy. I can’t do anything with it.

Me: You can wag it.

Sweetie: Mine is stumpy, too. I can’t even whack anybody in the face with it.

Me: Do you want to?

Sweetie: Sure.

MoonCat: Face whacking with my tail. You just opened up a whole world of possibilities for me.

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Curtailed – Conversations with the Big Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, how come me and Doodle don’t have long tails?

Me: A century and more of bulldog breeding took that away from y’all. But you can still wag what you’ve got.

Sweetie: Ugh! Humans again, deciding what we can and can’t have! Not fair.

Baby and Bud: Chirrrup! We keep our long tail feathers!

Me: Not all human decisions are…

Doodlebug: Wise?

Sweetie: Intelligent?

Baby and Bud: Good ideas?

Doodlebug: Unselfish?

Sweetie: Well-intentioned?

MoonCat: I think we get the idea. The important thing is that I still have my long, luxurious tail to wave in all your faces.

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