
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Look, Lady Human! On the Big Picture Box! Lots of humans acting crazy. Like humans.
Me: No, they’re just dancing.
Doodlebug: It looks like they’re stomping on bugs. Must be a lot of bugs in that place.
Sweetie: They seem to be having a good time. Stomp those bugs! Stomp those bugs!

MoonCat: Nobody understands good foot stomping like a bulldog, unless it’s a bunch of humans stomping on bugs and calling it dancing.
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