I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, howcome uou’re all slumped over?
Me: Just human stuff.
Doodlebug: I’m so sorry you are a human. It sounds so hard. Except you can drive a rolling box and open doors with one paw and reach things that are up high and…
Sweetie: I think you need a paw on your shoulder.
Doodlebug: Or two paws.
MoonCat: Yes, that’s it. Many bulldog paws lighten load. Just don’t squash her!
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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Where did your paws go, Lady Human?
Sweetie: Yeah, did you lose them in the backyard? Let’s go look! I can sniff ’em out!
Me: No, it’s all right. I’ve just tucked them under my arms to keep them warm. And we call them “hands”, not paws.
Doodlebug: Same difference.
Me: Not exactly. Hey, MoonCat! You’ve tucked your hands…well, paws, too. That’s so cute.
MoonCat: Meow. If it’s good enough for human paws, it’s good enough for cat paws.
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