Only Bees Should Buzz – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Buzzing, Lady Human, loud buzzing! Bees swarming! Watch out!

Me: Not this time, honey. That’s a lawn mower running.

Doodlebug: It’s too annoying. Must be wasps.

Sweetie: On second thought…loud…annoying. Yep. Has to be human.

MoonCat: Yes, blame every noise on the humans. No other species makes loud annoying noises, do they, bulldogs?

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Gibberish – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, those weird little chickens…

Me: Parakeets.

Sweetie: Yeah, uh-huh, sure. They won’t stop their jibber jabber. It’s jibber jabber, jibber jabber all the time. They never make sense.

MoonCat: Now you understand my life with bulldogs.

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