I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: It’s hot, Lady Human. Make it stop.
Me: Be patient. I think you will be pleasantly surprised by morning.
Sweetie: Oh, alright. No more complaining until morning.
MoonCat: That pleasant surprise would be a pleasant surprise.
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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Errrrrr…
Sweetie: Errrrrr yourself! My errrrrr is better than your errrrrr. You just sound like wah, wah, wah…
Doodlebug: Says who?
Sweetie: Says ME, that’s WHO!
Me: What’s all the noise about?
MoonCat: Nothing important enough to wake me from my nap, that’s what!
Sweetie: Where’s my snack? And where has the sun gone? How can I sunbathe without a sun to bathe in?
Doodlebug: And when it going to stop raining? Stupid sky!
Me: Anything else y’all want to complain about? No, forget I said that.
Sweetie: As a matter of fact…
Doodlebug: Don’t get me started.
Me: Too late for that apparently.
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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, what do humans do when they have a problem?
Me: Depends on the type of problem.
Sweetie: He just wants to complain because I borrowed his dumb ole chew stick.
Doodlebug: It’s not dumb! It’s the best chew stick in the world. And it’s MINE!
Sweetie: Yeah, well, you can keep your ole chew stick then. It tastes nasty anyway, just like you.
Me: Okay! Sweetie, over there! Doodlebug, here’s your chew toy! Sit over there!
Doodlebug: Ew! It’s got her spit on it!
Me: I’ve never known you to be so particular before.
MoonCat: Lady Human, go back to your forever mysterious human activities. I declare the Complaint Department closed…until I have a complaint.
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