Fix It – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, there is a problem.

Me: There usually is somewhere.

Sweetie: My big blue chair is leaning. My back half is lower than my front half.

MoonCat: Isn’t that always the case?

Me: Well, the wooden frame under the chair has cracked clean in two so that side is down on the floor.

Sweetie: Well, fix it.

Me: Is it that big a problem?

Doodlebug: Not for me. I don’t use it.

MoonCat: Maybe if someone weren’t so heavy on the back side…

Sweetie: Hey, don’t call Lady Human fat!

MoonCat: Hmmm. Was that what I meant?

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Enthroned – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, Sweetie has placed her posterior in your softie chair.

Me: I noticed that. It’s been quite a while. I figured it was just to hot yet.

Sweetie: Yes, it’s still too hot, but I needed to survey my kingdom from a high spot.

MoonCat: Uh-oh, I feel a debate coming on.

Doodlebug: What do you mean your kingdom? It’s MY kingdom! I am the King! Just because I don’t choose to sit in a fancy human chair…

Me: Yeah, I never see you trying to sit on a chair.

Doodlebug: They are too confining.

Sweetie: What he means is that his posterior is too big.

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