I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Doodle, Lady Human is using human nonsense words again. She is talking about not footing the bill. What is a bill? And what do feet have to do with it?
Doodlebug: Lady Human, if you need me to, I can stomp my feet on anything you like. I’ll foot that bill!
Me: Go ahead. Here it is. See if it does any good. Stomp away.
MoonCat: Ignore bulldog feet at your peril, bill.
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