
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Buzzing, Lady Human, loud buzzing! Bees swarming! Watch out!
Me: Not this time, honey. That’s a lawn mower running.
Doodlebug: It’s too annoying. Must be wasps.
Sweetie: On second thought…loud…annoying. Yep. Has to be human.

MoonCat: Yes, blame every noise on the humans. No other species makes loud annoying noises, do they, bulldogs?
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