
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Ears are important, Lady Human.
Me: Yes, they are. Not just having them, but using them.
Sweetie: Do you use your ears?
Me: Yes. A lot. Sometimes. Maybe not.
Doodlebug: Perk ’em up, ma’am. We have a list of demands.

MoonCat: Don’t perk ’em up too much. Bulldog demands can be long and extremely loud. In fact, I think I’ll tuck mine down.
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