
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, why are you pointing your nose toward the sky?
Me: I smell a slight scent on the air.
Doodlebug: Let me try. Mmmm, nope. Nothing.
Sweetie: Me neither. You smell it because you’re so tall.
Doodlebug: Let us climb on your shoulders so we can smell it, too.
Me: 160 pounds of bulldog. Not gonna happen.

MoonCat: Cats have advantages over bulldogs. We climb heights to thrust our noses in the air. No human boosters required.
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