I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: I’m going outside to feed the chickens. Give me and them about a running head start of about 10 seconds.
Sweetie: To start their heads? Don’t chickens run around with their heads on?
Doodlebug: It’s so they won’t get all scared by our big bulldog faces.
Sweetie: But why do you get a head start, Lady Human? Not fair! And what does “about 10 seconds” mean?
MoonCat: Continue discussing. Meanwhile, I’ll simply stay where I comfortably am, giving me a head start over bulldogs, chickens, and humans, as is my due.
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