I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: I can’t believe she said I’ve got a big mouth! I said nothing!
Sweetie: Who said that, Lady Human? You don’t have a big mouth at all. It’s really tiny.
Me: Humans say that when they think somebody is talking about them. Size is not the issue.
Doodlebug: I beg to differ, ma’am.
Sweetie: When it comes to mouths, size is always the issue.
MoonCat: Bulldogs would know.
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