I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: What happened, Lady Human? No big kabooms last night.
Doodlebug: Yeah, it really was Silent Night. Except for big rolling boxes. And random gunfire.
Me: Okaaay. As I said, the fireworks people shot their wad the night before last.
Sweetie: And didn’t save any for the big day? How stingy!
Me: Y’all didn’t like the noise anyway. And maybe they saved some money to buy treats for their animals.
Sweetie: Oh, well, that’s alright then.
Doodlebug: Yeah, animal treats instead of…
MoonCat: …making big kaboom holes in the sky?
©️ 2025. H.J. Hill. All Rights Reserved.
Bulldoggy 