When Bulldogs Fly – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: When will you take us shopping with you?

Me: When pigs fly.

Sweetie: Oh, good. When will that be?

Me: Never.

Doodlebug: Can’t we just check with some pigs?

Me: Pigs can’t fly. They aren’t made that way.  “When pigs fly” means not gonna happen.

Sweetie: How about in one of those airplane machines?

MoonCat: When bulldogs fly.

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